Tuesday, January 11, 2011

who would you think you are preparing to attract with these costumes

If you preferred to attire as somebody that showcases woman’s fortitude and intelligence you will require to possess been Rosie the Riveter or Oprah Winfrey, not really a coke-slut edition of Tinkerbell.
Also, please do not pretend like it is not 35 degrees outdoors and you also aren’t freezing your angel wings and booty shorts off. Prove to me you have some human brain tissues left under that sparkly halo of yours and placed over a damn jacket. Even should you placed in your smelly ugg boots online I will not judge you (for once). Just do something, anything, other than pre-gaming with Hypnotiq to retain warm. have confidence in me, there’s nothing sadder than a “sexy honey bee” with hypothermia.
Seriously ladies, who would you think you are preparing to attract with these costumes? The dude dressed as breathalyzer with an arrow pointing to his manhood that says “Blow Here” and his team of meatheads? Or, maybe the 45 twelve months more mature man in the corner with his hand down his pants that just arrived out for that 100 % free show.

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